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Francesca’s Fairy Friends
The Magic Faraway Tree

Director: Ben Gregor
Cast: Claire Foy, Andrew Garfield, Rebecca Ferguson, Nicola Coughlan, Nonso Anozie, Jennifer Saunders, Jessica Gunning, Michael Palin, Lenny Henry, Billie Gadsdon, Simon Russell Beale, Phoenix Laroche, Pippa Bennett-Warner, Claire Keelan, Delilah Bennett-Cardy, Dustin Demri-Burns, Hiran Abeysekera
Running Time: 1 hour and 50 minutes
Film Rating: 6 out of 10
Despite big stars like Oscar nominee Andrew Garfield (Hacksaw Ridge, Tick, Tick…. Boom!) and Golden Globe and Emmy Winner Claire Foy (The Crown) being attached to this British fantasy film, The Magic Faraway Tree based on an adapted screenplay by Wonka & Paddington 2 screenwriter Simon Farnaby based upon a children’s book by Enid Blyton, this film comes across as uneven and strange.
The Magic Faraway Tree was part of a series of children’s books published by Enid Blyton between 1939 and 1951 long before the invention of the internet. In director Ben Gregor’s 2026 film version the central theme seems to be to lure young British children away from their iPads, game boys and screens to rediscover the magic of nature. In this case a magical tree filled with pixies, fairies and secret lands.

When Polly and Tim Thompson lose their jobs in expensive London they are forced to move to the country far away from WIFI, sophistication or Instagram. Their three children Fran played by Billie Gadsdon, Joe played by Phoenix Laroche, and the angry teenage eldest Beth expertly played by Delilah Bennett-Cardy are initially horrified about moving to the middle of nowhere whereby their useless father, well played by Andrew Garfield has a notion to grow tomatoes for pasta sauce as a means of survival.

Soon adventure abounds when Fran meets Silky, a voluptuous blonde fairy wonderfully played by Nicola Coughlan and she leads the impressionable young girl into the faraway tree whereby she encounters Mr Saucepan played by Dustin Denri-Burns and Moonface played by Nonso Anozie. These magical creatures lead Fran up to various different lands including Goody land and Birthday land.

Fran soon convinces her brother and sulky teenage sister to join her whereby they go to birthday land and make wishes in which one of them will undo their parents’ hard work at being self-sustainable by growing tomatoes for a tomato pasta business.

The fantasy scenes in this film are totally bizarre and silly. The world building is non-existent. The pastoral scenes of the English countryside are beautifully done and are the director’s strongpoint. Garfield and Foy do their best as wacky unconventional parents and then there is a weird cameo by the Absolutely Fabulous star Jennifer Saunders as the wealthy grandmother who speaks with a German accent.

As the children seek to reverse a dreadful wish and revive the promising tomato crop, they get caught up in the world of the evil Dame Slap, a caricature appearance by Rebecca Ferguson, who does not seem comfortable acting in such a bizarre film. Ferguson should stick to action films.

There are brief appearances by Michael Palin and Lenny Henry but unfortunately The Magic Faraway Tree does not stand sturdy as an engaging cinematic adventure and comes across as a contrived pastiche of fantasy worlds in which the director is trying to drive home the notion that young people in the 21st century should have less screen time and more time in nature.
The best thing about the film are the young stars, while the adults come across as goofy.
Unfortunately The Magic Faraway Tree does not translate well into a film in 2026. Luckily Enid Blyton is not alive to see this fluorescently flawed rendition of her wonderful children stories.
The Magical Faraway Tree gets a film rating of 6 out of 10 and is unfortunately not that good. The fantasy is weird and the screen adaption should have kept the original tale in the 1940’s or 1950’s. To update this children’s tale to the 2020’s is the screenwriter’s first mistake.
Valley of the Dolls
Barbie

Director: Greta Gerwig
Cast: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Emma Mackey, Issa Rae, Kate McKinnon, Michael Cera, Will Ferrell, Helen Mirren, Rhea Pearlman, Simu Liu, Kingsley Ben-Adir
Running Time: 1 hour 54 minutes
Film Rating: 7.5 out of 10

Toys as a consumer product are self reflexively explored with wit and sarcasm by Ladybird and Little Women director Greta Gerwig in the highly anticipated fantasy film Barbie starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling as the dolls Barbie and Ken, who combined have multiple blonde moments.

It all starts off beautifully in the valley of the dolls aka Barbieland where like Pleasantville everything is perfect until Ken tries to reach the end of the wave and hits a dead-end and when Barbie’s doll like features start diminishing quickly including her high heel step and thoughts of death start seeping into her consciousness.

On consultation with weird Barbie wonderfully portrayed by Kate McKinnon, Barbie ventures off Barbieland through a portal which connects her to Los Angeles specifically the headquarters of Mattel, the manufacturers of Barbie where she confronts corporate doublespeak and patriarchy masquerading as profit.

Once in Los Angeles, Barbie is lost and confused whereas Ken, on the other hand revels in the patriarchy and rushes back to Barbieland to plot a revolution with the other Ken dolls, notably starring a range of male actors from Kingsley Ben-Adir to Simu Liu. Ken even discovers a liking for trucks and horses while Barbie discovers a fearless corporate secretary Gloria superbly played by Ugly Betty star America Ferrara, who unlocks the secret of Barbie’s beautiful transformation.

Ryan Gosling is superb as Ken, carefully crafting a narrative arc for his character from naivety to tyranny and then back to nostalgia. Gosling deserves an Oscar nomination for his role as Ken, from the jiving dance numbers to the villainous revenge he plots against the Barbies played by numerous actresses including Emma Mackey (Eiffel, Emily, Death on the Nile) and Issa Rae.

Despite all the hype and publicity, Barbie is not a sweet children’s film for small little girls, but a scathing allegorical tale on the nature of capitalism and how the gender roles have been structured to suit profit over flexibility, often pushing women out of the workplace in favour of men. Writer and director Greta Gerwig does the full range of jibes against her male counterparts from toxic masculinity to man explaining and from suffrage to male preening, questioning specifically assigned gender roles. In this respect her casting of the hottest star in the world Ryan Gosling is spot on as Ken and his performance elevates Barbie from a vivacious almost perfect land to a treacherous battle of the sexes whereby both Barbie and Ken have to discover their own identities.

Barbie is a candy coloured condemnation of the social roles assigned to men and women and how little children are socialized into specific gender roles through toys manufactured by shady multi-million dollar corporations. While Margot Robbie looks like Barbie, it is really her supporting cast that does the heavy lifting particularly America Ferrera as a contemporary woman juggling a career and raising a difficult daughter.
Where Gerwig falters in Barbie is that a toy is a difficult subject matter to adapt into a big screen unlike a novel such as Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women. Her directorial faults include crass excess and some really silly scenes especially those with Will Ferrell.
Barbie is a fun enjoyable fantasy but it is a film that takes itself too seriously in parts and not seriously enough as a sustainable narrative. Fortunately Ryan Gosling is talented enough to make Barbie’s counterpart, vain and idiotic. However, Kenough is not sufficient to stop the Barbie force.
Barbie gets a film rating of 7.5 out of 10 and is elevated by excellent supporting performances and fabulous kaleidoscopic costumes by double Oscar winning costume designer Jacqueline Durran (Little Women, Anna Karenina).
See it for the costumes, the dance moves and the music particularly the retro disco scene at the Barbie house party.